Got if off Vi :D

In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there? 2
You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you. What animal is it? Monkey
You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over? Right You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on a dead animal carcass. How do you feel?  I'd feel sorry for the dead animal carcass, but that's the way things are..
When you usually pour a drink, up to which percentage of the cup do you pour? umm.. 50%-60%? There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there? Alot.
A ship ready to take off by the harbour, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?  4 seconds
You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel? Out of place but intrigued.
You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you? 1 since I'm already walking through it :)
You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there? A few
A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you resolve the situation?  Water, baby then doorbell.
You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed? Partly opened?
You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff? Excited but anxious
You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high or low? In between =)
You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you one day to do whatever you want before he takes you to the afterlife. Who would you spend the one last day on earth with? Everyone I love. I can't decide on 'one'

Write your answers of the respective questions above as the answers of the statements below :

The number of people who piss you off right now. 2
How people see you. Monkey
What you see in people ( Left leg - appearance. Right leg - Personality) Right o.O'
The feeling after watching porn for the first time. I'd feel sorry for the dead animal carcass, but that's the way things are..
The level of your self-esteem. umm.. 50%-60%?
The number of people you can love at the same time. Alot.
Average time you spend kissing. 4 seconds.
Feeling right before your death. Out of place but intrigued.
The number of relationships you will have before marriage. 1 since I'm already walking through it :)
The number of your TRUE friends. A few
What you value the most in the opposite sex. Water - Wealth / Baby - Virtue / Doorbell - Appearance. Water, baby then doorbell. :O
The door represents your heart. Partly opened?
Feeling after 'first kiss'. Excited but anxious
The level of your pride. In between =)
Who do you wanna see now? Everyone I love. I can't decide on 'one'

Rofls =) Some of it doesn't make sense! O.o'