Taxed off *someone* lol

Differences between friends & best friends

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”

FRIENDS:

Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)

FRIENDS:

Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS:

Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”

FRIENDS:

Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS:

Kidnap him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:

Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS:

Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”

FRIENDS:

Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS:

Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”

or

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail again

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!

FRIENDS:

Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this :)